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frappuczino:

sounds like my type of man

(via hakutakuchan)

hitterlick:

*likes your sexual post to let u know I’m down*

(via stuckinthisnightmare)

crimexturtle:

Spending my night ruining the free world.

(via stuckinthisnightmare)

lucariomegas:

*puts pocky stick in my mouth* see, its a metaphor, i put the weeaboo thing in my mouth without eating it, so im technically not a weeb

(via dagamimon)

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via tempestpaige)

"A dying friend once told me, ‘I wish I hadn’t spent so many Mondays wishing it were Friday. I also wish I had made better use of those Fridays, for better stories on Monday.’"

A Wolf’s Thoughts (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: wolfstravelsinmind, via togepi)

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

(Source: unsavioured, via stuckinthisnightmare)

peterfromtexas:

Meanwhile in Toronto
"Women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego"

(via no-datee)

(via stuckinthisnightmare)

(Source: popcultureprodigy, via dagamimon)

"And if it makes you less sad,
We’ll start talking again.
You can tell me how vile
I already know that I am."

Brand New (via lets-wait-for-a-better-day)

(via stuckinthisnightmare)

abhorrentafro:

darryqueene:

Is this breaking bad

yes

(via hakutakuchan)